All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award-winning Dirty Tackle...
Dynamo, a magician who looks more like an ecstasy dealer, stopped by Michael Owen's stables to befuddle and amaze him, Wayne Rooney and Tom Cleverley with some magic. [Kickette]
Speaking of Michael Owen, here's his impressive new iPhone app. [TalkSport]
A geography lesson from Carlos Tevez. [Imgur]
Newly professional footballer amazed by all the free time he has. [BBC]
Phil Jones better in midfield than defense. [Life's a Pitch]
The alleged sexual adventures of Demarcus La Shonda. [Fitba Thatba]
David Beckham's underpants are getting a Super Bowl commercial. [KCKRS]
Current Barcelona players on vintage football cards. [TBG]
Sentimentality in football: You just can't help yourselves. [FCF]