Expect delivery of your Billy Cundiff jersey to go wide left
Is there no safe place left on this earth for Billy Cundiff? Not even the Ravens very own website can stop from poking Cundiff with a sharp stick. This wasn't a message board or a comments section,...
View ArticleDT Exclusive: Arsene Wenger shows Harry Redknapp how to send an email
The tax evasion trial of Harry Redknapp has revealed the Spurs manager's admission that he can't work a computer, doesn't "know what an email is" and "couldn't even fill in a team sheet." He also...
View ArticleDTotD: Andre Dias punches Mark van Bommel in the side of the head
Perhaps as karmic retribution for his own misdeeds on the pitch over the years, Mark van Bommel fell victim to a wicked punch to the side of the head from Lazio defender Andre Dias during Milan's 3-1...
View ArticlePhoto: 1908 Cubs protect their mascot’s back
This photograph proves why the Chicago Cubs had a mascot in 1908 but don't anymore. Because such a beast could easily be mistaken for a giant squirrel, or Frank from "Donnie Darko." What's great about...
View ArticlePlayer drops defender on drive, then insults him with finger pointing taunt
LaDarius Brandon has yet to establish himself as a first Division I prospect, but that isn't stopping him from showboating like one. Brandon, a talented quicksilvery 6-foot-2 junior point guard...
View ArticleRidiculous survey: Married women would rather have an affair with Eli Manning...
As part of our ongoing hard-hitting coverage of Super Bowl XLVI, we bring you this important news: The married ladies surveyed by AshleyMadison.com say they'd prefer to have an affair with Eli Manning...
View ArticleJoey Junior Blackhawks Reporter flirts with Heidi Androl and trolls Leafs,...
OTTAWA — Joey Junior Blackhawks Reporter, the precocious scamp who rocketed to fame by asking "Who do biggest tuwh-key on da team?", has taken his talents to Ottawa for the 2012 NHL All-Star Weekend....
View ArticleVideo: Kevin Garnett was in a bar fight
In contrast to most of the superstar peers of his era, Kevin Garnett isn't best known for one on-court skill, although his defense and athleticism will be remembered for years. Instead, KG stands out...
View ArticleBabies! Crew chiefs! Promises! A roundup of news from Media Week
NASCAR Media Week concluded Thursday, and while there wasn't a whole lot of earthshattering news, there's plenty that will have an effect on NASCAR in the 2012 season and beyond. If you missed any of...
View ArticleBreakfast Buffet: Indiana’s road woes continue
1. There's no shame in Indiana's 57-50 loss at Wisconsin, but the Hoosiers cannot claim to be one of the Big Ten's elite until they find a way to win on the road. After briefly cracking the top 10 in...
View ArticleNovak Djokovic outlasts Andy Murray in Australian Open epic
For the third consecutive time, Novak Djokovic will face Rafael Nadal in a Grand Slam final. The world No. 1 defeated Andy Murray in a five-set epic on Friday night, 6-3, 3-6, 6-7 (4), 6-1, 7-5. It...
View ArticleVideo: Kyle Stanley, Spencer Levin start hot at Torrey
The birdies and eagles were flying on Thursday at the Farmers Insurance Open, with names like Vijay Singh and Bill Haas getting in the mix with red-number cards. But it was Spencer Levin and Kyle...
View ArticleKellen Moore, big man on campus, is back to being the little guy
Like any good system for sorting and classifying large amounts of information, the NFL's scouting process begins with a template — a broad set of probabilities that form baseline assumptions — and...
View ArticleCourt Report: Andrew Bogut out for 2-3 months
Andrew Bogut underwent more tests on Friday, including a CT scan. Reports are now surfacing that he'll need between two and three months to recover from his left ankle fracture. This ends his fantasy...
View ArticleNC State’s Scott Wood explains how losing to your rival feels
Not long after North Carolina State lost to rival North Carolina for the 11th straight time on Thursday night, reporters asked junior forward Scott Wood how frustrating it was to have never beaten the...
View ArticleInterTubing: More slamarama and one filthy crossover
Friday's don't just mean the end of the work week, they also signify the end of another week of great plays leaking out across the internet. Sometimes they're from hours before, sometimes they're from...
View ArticlePressing Questions: The Milwaukee Brewers
Is the beer mug half full or half empty as we appraise the 2012 Milwaukee Brewers? There's a case to be made on both sides. Belly up to the bar and let's try to sort it out. On one hand, the Brew Crew...
View ArticleWith Olympic berth on the line, Canada faces pressure-packed semifinal clash...
VANCOUVER, B.C.—One game could define the Canadian women's soccer team's entire year. Canada faces Mexico Friday night (10:30 p.m. Eastern on Sportsnet, CONCACAF.com) at B.C. Place in an incredibly...
View ArticleTrending Topics: Stop pretending you don’t care about the All-Star Game
Trending Topics is a column that looks at the week in hockey, occasionally according to Twitter. If you're only going to comment to say how stupid Twitter is, why not just go have a good cry for the...
View ArticleCharlie Weis grants Kansas QB’s release in predictably Weisian fashion
Bad news, drama fans: After a week of shocking twists and breathtaking revelations, freshman quarterback Brock Berglund has been granted a scholarship release from Kansas University. At last, a sense...
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