It's not a headline I expected to write today, but if Mr. Drew is out there telling us how many tubes of toothpaste tall Elmo is, I'm not going to ignore it. That's information we need.
Dear NFL referees: If you want to play a good gag on Drew Brees this weekend, the first time a measurement is called for with those orange chain thingie, measure it, and then say the Saints are short of a first down by one and a half tubes of toothpaste.
Gracias, Larry Brown Sports.