Maria Sharapova steals the show in this four-minute video clip in which members of the WTA's top eight are asked questions about their peers. Other than knowing which WTA star is engaged to a professional basketball player, Sharapova's knowledge of her fellow competitors seems lacking.
And a memo to BNP Paribas Open researchers: Find out if Sam Stosur's dog is still alive before asking questions about it:
Other highlights: Everyone's surprise at who won last year's WTA fan favorite (Victoria Azarenka, in particular, doesn't seem to agree), the Nickelback question, a Wozniacki photo bomb and nobody knowing Petra Kvitova's birthday.