All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award-winning Dirty Tackle...
DirecTV Colombia inserts Atletico Madrid's Falcao into 300/the way Pepe actually sees football matches. [YouTube]
Speaking of Pepe, here's Crackovia's fake Pepe singing a parody of Michel Telo's "Ai Si Eu Te Pego" about stomping Messi. [Brasil Mundial]
The new Umbro Universitario de Deportes shirt is classy. [TBG]
Liverpool accidentally included racist fan in official site's match highlights. [KCKRS]
The next Carlos Tevez trolls Man City after joining Man Utd. [FCF]
The destruction of WPS as explained by The Dark Knight. [Sporting News]
The savior of calcio. [IBWM]
Mario Balotelli best dressed? [Kickette]
Sebastien Le Toux forced out of Philadelphia. [Times Herald]
Shock as moron discovered in 45,000 capacity football stadium. [NewsThump]